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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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(Source: sandandglass)
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
