imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
(Source: elzhhs)
(Source: perseues)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
we have this international day for school where you have to dress up for a different country and my friend literally painted himself black…
