May 2013
217 posts
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
urbanfuck:
are you made out of latex because condamn
paypalqueen:
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
swagony:
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
Watchmormondad:
this video turned me christian
meladoodle:
*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
