gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
urbanfuck: are you made out of latex because condamn
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
hellolxsa: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
mormondad: this video turned me christian
meladoodle: *puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends